countessian

missive to the queen of yes

One of these days we’ll have to start storming kingdoms, queenie. Are you with me? Eventually the insidious corruption of senior advisors to neighbouring monarchs is going to get tiresome.

I’ve been patient, don’t you think? You, too.

Your positive attitude stuff tastes like xanax smooshed with mushrooms and I’m less convinced than ever that it’s the smartest course of action.

Subtlety has it’s place, of course, but I’m itching to break down the gates and yell “surrender or die!”

The wise men are liars and the covenants contradictory. You’re with me, right? Don’t make me plot a coup. Maybe it’ll all be for naught but fuck, these cobwebs are getting so dusty.

We’re gunna need more weapons.

Related posts:

• for the queen, part two: from “amelia” to “billy”
• for the queen, part three: black danger

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