bathroom mirror pouty self portrait time

I’m terrible at hair and make up. I never learnt to be properly girlie. So when I do randomly better than usual with mascara and lipstain and go out excited, then remember that I’m the only one who’ll get it and come home bored, I stand in front of the bathroom mirror and take a photograph to prove it really happened.

It’s entirely self indulgent, of course, but the light in there and the crazy yellow walls make for the best little grainy pix.

and i'll pout if i want to

PS. I don’t smile. Ever. I’m very solemn. I’m right up there with Posh Spice in poutitude.

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3 Responses to “bathroom mirror pouty self portrait time”

  1. von says:
    September 11, 2007 at 8:53 am

    i am a make up queen(hey, i manage to make my oriento-eyes look like they actually exist, so that means i’m allowed a royalty tag)

    I could teach you a thing or two about a thing or two..

    xx

  2. the countess says:
    September 11, 2007 at 11:04 am

    Yes, that’s why threesmallapples.com is going to have a beauty agony aunt column.

    PS — your eyes are not allowed to be oriento in this country. They are asian, as though you’re from India or thereabouts. How confusing!

  3. vonyalinia says:
    September 12, 2007 at 9:02 am

    yellowface

    xx

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