shorts skirts and your attorney

Some random woman yapping into her hands-free (except that she was holding the phone, so the hands-free part was a bit pointless) entered the lift and halted her conversation mid-sentence to look me up and down and say “Isn’t that a little short? Jeez.”

When I replied “Excuse me?” she shushed me and, gesturing to the wire attaching her ear to the phone in her hand, mouthed “I’m on the phone with my attorney” before schlepping her calf-length-black-tent-wearing mass out on the tenth floor.

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6 Responses to “shorts skirts and your attorney”

  1. apple says:

    what a bitch, you should have clotheslined her

    xx

  2. the countess says:

    Well, I thought it’d probably be best to wait until she wasn’t on the phone with her attorney.

  3. mar-mar says:

    damn… she was only jealous that you got legs:)

    xoxo maria

  4. Guillermo says:

    What can I say? That shirt looks great on you… so I’d say i was just jealousy ;)

  5. petya says:

    she did what?!

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