My compassion to unknown Googlers knows few bounds. If you’re one of the many people who has arrived at Countessian vainly seeking content that I’ve as yet not supplied, perhaps I can enlighten you in one of my informative “Search Terms are Fun!” posts.
First, Naughty Bodies Be Good Volumes One & Two are renegade work-out videos. Your best bet to see clips is YouTube. Enjoy. They star Sally Fay Dalton, an actress, DJ and intelligence agent who sometimes goes incognito as Hot Tub Champagne, and often models for me, intentionally or not (see below, in red). Her website can be viewed at SallyFayDalton.com.
Another oft-photographed beauty is Dita Dimoné, a documentarian (documentarienne?) and Echo Park star of note. (See above, in not much.)
About hot ninja girls I’m not at liberty to say very much, I’m afraid, in the interest of neighbourhood security. I will tell you that they’re commonly known to Utatans as The Pastel Ninjas. Sally Fay is a founding member. Their leader may or may not be an exiled factory-worker’s daughter.
I’m afraid I have no information on Dimples the stripper — San Diego. You’re on your own with that one. Also, to whomever Googled “I’m having a crew cut” — good for you.
I’ll have a think about “getting tired of an affair” — if, dear reader, you have any advice for the poor soul who felt the need to type that into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”, please write.
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